i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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