The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
