So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
why do cheetos always look like penises
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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