Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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