After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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