Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Gay?
German.
Pity.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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