I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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