I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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