Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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