If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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