It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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