i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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