God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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