You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what day is it and did you see me today?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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