I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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