We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she told me i tasted like america
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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