I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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