Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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