Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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