Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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