I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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