Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
