no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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