You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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