i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
