i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If I die, sorry about rent.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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