So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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