I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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