they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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