I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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