Sry I called you an 8
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
foreskin is a definite game changer
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
