I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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