gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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