no, he came in my armpit
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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