p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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