WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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