everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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