jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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