so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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