ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You know, be my cock's hype man.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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