Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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