it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
this is an emotional support booty call
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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