she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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