she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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