So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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