That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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