How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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