we're chasing vodka with high fives
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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