You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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