I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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