he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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