just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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