Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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