so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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