I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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